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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
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Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
No way