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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Then came..

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

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Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

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Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

No way